GIANT PLATINUM PYRAMID DISCOVERED !!!

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 Breaking News ! - Giant Platinum Pyramid discovered by photographer when reviewing totally sweet landscape pictures from his last road trip. 

  Aspiring mist photographer and pyramid enthusiast Adam Cassidy never thought he would look back through his mundane vacation photos and make the find of a lifetime... one that would shatter his whole  perception of what's real and what isn't really real that much. 

  "I was back at home, reviewing the photos on my camera from my road trip to Arizona and California in January, and something in one of the shots caught my eye.... it looked like a pyramid rising out of the mist !"  said Cassidy.

   "Around the border of Oregon and California, coming out of the mountains, there's a nice spot to pull off the road and take a leak.... or like, look at stuff too. So... I take a few photos and hit the road again cause' it's early and cold. I had lots of driving ahead of me."

  "I've seen all those cool news stories about the Giant Pyramids they keep finding around the world.... I guess it's just like, the right time or something. They're coming out of the ground now because the government is really blowing it and we all have to start talking to the aliens that built these pyramids so we can understand how to keep from getting radiation cancer and stuff like that."

  Cassidy's next revelation about the pyramid is even more intriguing....

  "After further inspection of the photos I was able to determine that the surface of this pyramid is clearly a thick layer of polished Stallion's Mane Platinum, most likely as thick as 100 feet on each side. At the current time it's covered in about 86 billion years (estimate) of moss and various vegetation, but it's inner-platinum energy is projected into the sky around the pyramid, clearly visible in the photos."

  Asked if he planned to investigate the pyramid, Cassidy offered...

  "I dunno. You know ? It's all the way down there in California.... I'm up here. The logistics alone are a massive hurdle in tackling this thing. I'm kinda bummed it wasn't underwater. Those ones get more attention in the news... I coulda' made some real loot if it was underwater. At least it's platinum. That's obvious, I think."

  Will the world soon be overrun with giant pyramids ? This reporter in inclined to say whatever.